Something going bonk in the night!
Artist Lynn Arkley gets that tingling feeling when she’s been made love to… and she doesn’t like it. For divorcee Lynn claims the lover is a ghost. Now she has called in a clergyman to get rid of the saucy spirit in her home in Houghton-le-Spring, Tyne and Wear. Yesterday 29-year-old Lynn said the ghost at first would just yank off the bedclothes… then it began fondling her.
But ceramics painter Lynn, who has a four-year-old daughter, declared: “Sometimes I awoke to find the bed rattling and something making love to me. But there was nothing there. It was terrifying.” She also blames the ghost for frightening away two boyfriends by slamming doors and exploding light bulbs.
Daily Record, 3rd June 1989.